You’re Bedtime Brit!






You like bricks. You can’t stop having dreams 
where you’re trapped in a maze. Like, what does 
that mean? Maybe it’s the video games your brother plays, 
maybe not, either way–you’re first, second, and third 
in the rotation. Puff. Zzzzzzzz. Tbh, you are cool without 
trying. Tbh, you self-lobotomized yourself. That’s great, all 
the senior boys say when they find out, nice T-shirt. You 
stand around laughing until your head falls off you are so 
tired. You wear blankets to school. You wear slippers and 
long blankets with long hood/hats. Your favorite snack is 
Triscuits with cheese and jalapeños. Your parents are 
divorced. You have a sketchbook and a Sharpie. 


                   Lucky numbers: 0, Googol 

                   Lucky gemstone: Obsidian