You’re Bedtime Brit!
You like bricks. You can’t stop having dreams
where you’re trapped in a maze. Like, what does
that mean? Maybe it’s the video games your brother plays,
maybe not, either way–you’re first, second, and third
in the rotation. Puff. Zzzzzzzz. Tbh, you are cool without
trying. Tbh, you self-lobotomized yourself. That’s great, all
the senior boys say when they find out, nice T-shirt. You
stand around laughing until your head falls off you are so
tired. You wear blankets to school. You wear slippers and
long blankets with long hood/hats. Your favorite snack is
Triscuits with cheese and jalapeños. Your parents are
divorced. You have a sketchbook and a Sharpie.
Lucky numbers: 0, Googol
Lucky gemstone: Obsidian