You’re Clarity Clara!





     
What’s clear is that you’re lucky. Things just work out 
for you. You started reading at 2. By 3 you were in the 
newspaper. You can’t go out in public because everyone 
recognizes you and now you’re paranoid. By 16 you were 
head of the cheer squad. In third grade, you made itching 
powder out of dried berries and smeared it on all the boys
in gym class. In first grade you poured chocolate pudding
down the slide and all the kindergarteners got dirty. Last 
year, you started wearing mesh and listening to EDM. 
The problem is, you’re a quitter. And you still believe 
in fairies. 


                    Lucky numbers: 7, 77

                   Lucky gemstone: Pyrite