You’re Damsel Digest!

You like to eat with your eyes closed. You love to eat
bread, especially sourdough. You love carbs, but then
you HATE them! You ricochet back and forth between
pairs of opposites! Not dialectically, of course (you’re
too basic for that) but you ARE proud that you like country
music AND rap. You are rich, but not smart. You are
blonde, but not naturally. You like long walks, parties,
coconuts, waves, volleyball and sex on the beach – but wait,
does that even count?! What counts as sex? That is very
interesting to you. You therefore like to imagine the insertion
of various objects into yourself (cucumber, remote controller,
maps) not to see how they feel really (OK, maybe secretly)
but to decide whether it “counts”. You share your results.

Lucky numbers: 25, 50, 75

Lucky gemstone: Pumice