You’re Stress Ease Louise!
You started stealing your mom’s Valium prescription
when you turned 15. Then you started taking Valium
and shoplifting jewelry from local shops, accidentally.
You go to therapy (a lot). You’ve been to every outpatient
treatment center within the neighborhood. You watch E!
every day after school while eating carrots. You like to
know the gossip. You can quote every TV show you’ve
ever seen and every runway you’ve watched and every
Grammy award MTV award Big Brother etc. Once
you start you can’t stop. Your sister is sick. You love
weddings.
Lucky numbers: 490,289,938,923,570,293, 0
Lucky gemstone: Rose Quartz